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Company  ▶  Local Management

Claudia Olander

District Manager - Greenfield, California

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September 22nd, 1977

Newport Beach, CA

39

5'8"

Greenfield, CA

875176552

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▼ Basic Facts

Years with Cloud 9:

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9 AM - 5 PM (Monday to Friday)

"Don’t mistake my professionalism for kindness. I can smile through just about anything, especially firing people who waste my fucking time."

Yogurt & Granola

Lawful Impure

University of California, Los Angeles

MBA, Marketing Specialization

▼ Special Skills

Key Strengths:

Teflon Reputation

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Masterfully deflects her own failures onto others.

Budget Whisperer

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Always finds a way to cut costs, even if it's at the expense of employee morale.

Spin Doctor

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Can reframe any disaster as a win and turn minor successes into headline achievements.

Signature Skill:

Charisma to the Max

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Knows exactly how to win people over just long enough to get what she needs.

Key Weaknesses:

Neurotic Time Bomb

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Her need to maintain control means she bottles up emotions, leading to occasional private breakdowns.

Over-Medicated

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Relies heavily on prescription medications to manage

her anxiety, numbing her emotions and leading to crippling self-resentment.

Vindictive Streak

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Holds grudges and quietly seeks payback against those who cross her, even if it comes at her own expense.

▼ Compensation & Awards

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$172,630/year

Dependent on Performance (Usually between $85,000 and $200,000)

District Growth Champion - Recognized by corporate for leading her district to record sales and profit. (Awarded in 2013)

▼ Character Overview

Claudia Olander (Born September 22nd, 1977) is the district manager of Cloud 9 District #58, in the Greater Greenfield Area. A sharp-witted egotist, Claudia is often portrayed as the secondary antagonist of Store #1144, although she has occasional moments of anti-heroism from time to time.

 

Characterized by her confident-demeanor, professionalism, and arrogance, Claudia leads her district with an iron-fist. As a former Beauty Industry Executive, she is driven by an insatiable hunger for corporate success, often prioritizing her own image and career over the needs of her employees or the company. She values appearances above all else, which is illustrated in the way she presents herself: a voguish "West-Coast Diva" decked out in chic suits, expensive jewelry, and designer shoes.

 

Having come from humble beginnings, Claudia feels she must constantly prove herself in a company that she believes doesn’t take her seriously. This insecurity drives her to work twice as hard as her colleagues to maintain authority, cultivating the persona of an intense, no-nonsense boss who will do whatever it takes to stay at the top. But despite her abrasive personality, Claudia is genuinely intelligent, and an expert when it comes to retail operations.

In many ways, Claudia represents the archetype of the jaded, beleaguered bureaucrat, driven by personal ambition but caught in moments of self-reflection that show her to be more than just a heartless corporate suit. But when confronted with the choice of being either good or evil...Claudia will usually choose the latter.

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